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- # When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.
- # The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
- A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
- When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
- For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.
- The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader.
- Artificial insemination is what the farmer does to the cow instead of the bull.
- Dew is formed on leaves when sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
- To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
- Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
- To remove dust from your eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
- Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.
- Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state.
- Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.
- H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
- Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
- Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
- Respiration is composed of inspiration and then expectoration.
- For a nosebleed: Put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops.
- To prevent contraception use a condominium.
- Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
